Alyssa Bramlett
Alyssa is a majestic human being. A normal day in the life starts out with eating a big hearty bowl of nails for breakfast... WITH OUT ANY MILK! When Alyssa isn't busy undermining the pompous authority of her "superiors" she digs celebrating Arbor Day 365 days a year (or 366 every 4 years). Anyway, Alyssa isn't here right now. If you are calling about the alpaca, I already nursed it back to health... leave a message after the beep... BEEEEEP!
